May 2012
72 posts
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
“ask a parent before going online”
attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
dadsgladtoday:
i’ve been using the internet for about 13 years and i still don’t know what an rss feed even is
attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
french fries are gods gift to us
